But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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