i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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