I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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