It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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