normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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