YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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