I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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