dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
sarcasm needs its own font
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Randomize
