I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize
