i think i have herpe
just one?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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