btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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