he shaved USA in his pubs
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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