does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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