I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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