He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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