How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
