its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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