That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
