her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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