We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
