wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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