Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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