Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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