I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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