Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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