i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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