piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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