The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dual....:-)
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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