I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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