you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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