Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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