Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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