I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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