All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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