I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
