a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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