I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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