your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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