There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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