She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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