been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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