Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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