He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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