so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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