There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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