I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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