There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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