I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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