Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Ketchup is God's man juice
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
