Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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